02.10.10

I’m Buying A Lottery Ticket

Posted in Amusing Quotes at 10:42 pm by pdb

…the same day Tam answered an email the same day I sent it…

<pdb> OH HARBLZ FUCKING GUESS WHAT
<pdb> 3 GUN NEAR ME
<pdb> THIS MONTH
<Ahab> awesome
<Ahab> go shoot it with an AK and a pump shotty
<pdb> I can’t decide if I want to run heavy metal class or not
<pdb> M14, 1911, and winchester 1300
<Ahab> DO IT
<Ahab> LIKE A REAL MAN
<pdb> http://www.dprc.org/three_gun.html
<Ahab> oh sweet it’s an outlaw match
<Ahab> that means you don’t have to deal with some of USPSA’s faggotry
<pdb> yeah
<pdb> so I’m still not sure if I want to run heavy metal or take the AR, glock and Beretta 1201
<pdb> I’d have to buy more .45
<ChristopherBurg> Run heavy metal.
<Unix-Jedi> Oh, go ahead and take the glock and AR
<ChristopherBurg> It’ll make you cooler.
<Unix-Jedi> then you can’t blame the guns when you suck.
<Unix-Jedi> Like you will with the ComChink and AK
<pdb> I really don’t have anything to put M14 mags in, tho
<pdb> I’m also dangerously low on 308
<Unix-Jedi> just wedge a couple under your balls
<Newbius> get a chink bra
<Unix-Jedi> Oho. the M1A
<pdb> Right
<Unix-Jedi> GO big or go home
<pdb> heh
<Ahab> pdb, let me say something I thought I’d never say
<Ahab> “Take the guns you carry”
* pdb faints dead away

Leave a Comment