12.11.09

Try And Keep Up, Plz

Posted in Amusing Quotes at 1:15 pm by pdb

<Urso> Rule34.
<Urso> http://www.sfbg.com/entry.php?entry_id=9462&catid=&volume_id=452&issue_id=460&volume_num=44&issue_num=08
<Wai> WTF is rule #34??
<Snarky> ….what?
<Unix-Jedi> *sigh*
<Snarky> How can you not know what rule #34 is?
<Unix-Jedi> Wai: Ever heard of google?
<pdb> jesus Wai
<Unix-Jedi> FUCKING GOOGLE
<Unix-Jedi> Try it!
<Unix-Jedi> type “google.com” in your web browser!
<Unix-Jedi> IT”S NIFTY AND NEAT
<Snarky> What fucking rock have you been LIVING UNDER, dude?
<Unix-Jedi> then type “rule 34″ in THAT BOX
<Unix-Jedi> IT”S SO SIMPLE A CAVEMAN COULD DO IT
<Unix-Jedi> Oh, sorry, Urso.
<Snarky> Remember Wai, you walked into this. You earned this.
<Unix-Jedi> didn’t see you there.
<TD> http://tinyurl.com/otojlr
<pdb> lulz td
<Urso> smile when you say that, Unix-Jedi
<Wai> you couldn’t just tell me what rule #34 is? LOL
<Unix-Jedi> Wai: we could, but you might as well ask “Who’s this Obama dude”
<Unix-Jedi> and be LESS MOCKED
<Wai> *facepalm* it’s all about the pr0n, i see
<pdb> Hey, did you guys hear? Tiger woods was running around on his wife with blond whores!!!
<Salamander> saywhat!?
<pdb> I KNOW
<pdb> Oh yeah, I also heard at a local gun shop that the 1994 AWB expired and we can buy semis with flash hiders and folding stocks again!
<Salamander> stop yanking my chain dude
<Salamander> like that will ever happen
<pdb> They also had this handgun that cocked the hammer and loaded the next round AUTOMATICALLY. It was awesome.
<Salamander> uh-huh
<Unix-Jedi> pdb: have you seen those fancy moving picture things they’ve got in the stores now?
<pdb> Yeah, it uses these cartridges that have the primer, powder and bullet all together in this brass case. I don’t know if that’s gonna catch on. If I can’t see the spark I don’t trust it.
<Unix-Jedi> It’s like radio, but with PICTURES!
<RayWalters> uj: it’ll never catch on
<RayWalters> i hear someone’s making knives out of METAL!
<RayWalters> can you believe it!?
<pdb> Fuck that, I’m never giving up my flint blades
<RayWalters> apparently stone’s not good enough for em.
<pdb> The new stuff rusts!
<RayWalters> that’s right. trusty ol’ flint never rusts
<RayWalters> whippersnappers.
<Salamander> Next you’re gonna tell me they have quills that never need ink.
<RayWalters> what’s a quill?
<RayWalters> some sort of new-fangled invention i’d wager
<RayWalters> i’ll keep my cuneiform, thank you very much
<Salamander> oh, you still using sticks?
<daniels> Bah - obsidian blades are the only way to go
* Salamander checks the sundial.

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