07.11.09
Roll Call
<breda> ok, who’s pantsless?
<CueBall> me
<alan> me
<dixie> me
<SuperMidget> it’s saturday night, why would anyone have pants on?
<Unix-Jedi> I actually have shorts on.
<Unix-Jedi> But no underwear.
<Unix-Jedi> it’s my PJs
<pdb> I have shorts on
<breda> awesome
<breda> it counts
<aepilotjim> me
<SuperMidget> at least I think it’s saturday
<dixie> I’ll be in my bunk
<_Ted_> tmi UJ
<aepilotjim> w00t, pantsless saturdays!
<alan> shorts aren’t pants
<pdb> we need a ruling from RobbAllen
<pdb> do shorts count as pantsless?
<aepilotjim> he is the expert on pantslessness
<SuperMidget> alan: that depends how short you are
<alan> heh
<breda> I’ll ask him, BRB
<alan> LOL
<pdb> oh, so the boss at work sends out an email a few weeks ago, off shift employees can wear shorts at work after memorial day
<pdb> but the shorts have to be “one handspan below the knee when the wearer is standing”
<pdb> do you know how fucking hard that is when you’re 6′7″?
<breda> below the knee??
<Agripa> Oh. Surfer shorts.
<pdb> I KNOW
<SuperMidget> pdb: no
<pdb> it’s like we’ve got a bunch of muslims here or some shit
<breda> wait, BELOW??
<CueBall> wat? does he want you to sag em like teh ghetto folk
<Unix-Jedi> pdb: just get some jr’s long pants
<breda> so men are to wear capris?
<pdb> RIGHT
<CueBall> lol
<pdb> so I said fuck it, I’m wearing normal shorts
<breda> why bother?
<dixie> sexy
<breda> manpriss
<pdb> they’re a handspan ABOVE the knee
<pdb> eat it
<CueBall> LOL
<alan> heh
<CueBall> showin some leg pdb… classy
<breda> hmmm…seems Robb might be AFK
<Unix-Jedi> pdb: does it specify YOUR knee?
<dixie> the last time I saw pdb he was wearing some shorts just like UJ has
<CueBall> some hairy leg i’m sure…
<pdb> yeah, i have some hairy damn legs
<dixie> UJ’s are at his knee, pdb’s looked like tennis shorts
* Stingray has joined #gunblogger_conspiracy
<Stingray> Ahoy-hoy
<breda> Stingray
<breda> take off your pants
<Stingray> Yes’m.