03.30.10
Pretty much sums up the channel, really.
Penny Arcade On GBC
03.23.10
The *SPROING* of freedom!
<breda> I have decided I don’t like EBRs.
<alan> Why not?
<JayG> Why not, Breda?
<breda> They feel fake to me, like they’re the Glock of rifles
<JayG> That’s because they are.
<alan> They’re not THAT bad
<JayG> And there is nothing wrong with Glocks.
<ZerCool> plastic and metal? check.
<Stingray> They’re legos for big kids.
<breda> And I don’t like that “sproing” sound they make
<ZerCool> gazillion gadgets? check.
<JayG> That’s the “sproing” of freedom!
<breda> bah
<Stingray> Yeah, the buffer tube by the ear sucks donkey wang.
<alan> The sproing is irritating
<ZerCool> script-kiddy CoD-fan favorites? check.
<totc_Lee1> Makes Josh Sugarmann wet his britches, check
<ET> SPROOIIIIINNNGGG
<ZerCool> you know, my AR doesn’t sproing
<Stingray> Jay, you know as well as I do the noise of freedom is BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG PING
<JayG> PING
<ZerCool> I’m talking to my doctor about it.
<breda> as rifles go, I think a Garand wins over an EBR for scariness
<breda> A Garand, now - THAT is a rifle
<JayG> Okay, who are you and what have you done with Breda?
<ET> ZerCool, check with your doctor to see if Sproingisol is right for you
03.02.10
It’s not always about poop.
<Wing> breda - Spartacus? Eye-candy for desert?
<TD> nekkid Lucy Lawless!
<breda> YES
<alan> WHo doesn’t like a good Roman orgy?
<TD> and a good Roman shower!
<alan> that too
LabRat edges rapidly away from TD and Alan.
<alan> with bath attendants
<alan> and fluffers
<Wing> LabRat - tempting! Sure, why not? I’m no further than defrosting the chicken, I can switch recipes mid-dish!
<TheNumberSix> Roman cuisine is offal
<LabRat> You don’t know what a Roman shower is, do you Alan.
alan googles Roman Shower because he’s suddenly not sure of what TD was referring to
<breda> What is a Roman shower?
<alan> Oh no
LabRat is in hysterics.
<breda> Is this a Lupercalia thing?
Stingray passes Alan the ipecac
<alan> The act of vomiting on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.
<CueBall> lol Stingray
<FarmDad> roflmfao
<breda> WAT
<breda> that is Not Sexy
<Stingray> You have fun with that, Alan. And just keep the bottle.
<alan> Not at ALL what I thought