<breda> EVERYthing gives you dirty thoughts alan
<alan> not everything…
<breda> ok, how about this.
<breda> I’m eating a mini hotdog and a mozerella stick
<FD> feed the homeless breda
<alan> Oh yeah
<alan> Apparently I’m not the only one
<breda> omg, you all are incorrigible
* totc_Lee is now known as incorrigble_thats_me
<Unix-Jedi> breda: Well, at least you apparently aren’t a size queen
<Unix-Jedi> How’s that?
<Unix-Jedi> (If it’s a mini-hotdog)
<incorrigble_thats_me> Where’s TD when you need him?
* incorrigble_thats_me is now known as totc_Lee
<alan> <td> fap fap fap </td>
<Unix-Jedi> <sal> flap flap flap </sal>
<totc_Lee> <vaarok>look sheep! fap fap fap <</vaarok>
<ET> <barista> frap frap frap </barista>
<alan> damn ET
<breda> that was good
<breda> <cartographer>map map map</cartographer>
<breda> Oh yeah, who’s a nerd!!
<alan> Breda wins
<pdb> <akhbar> TRAP TRAP TRAP </akhbar>
<aepilotjim> someone to a pterodactyl now.
<Salamander> <shit>crap crap crap</shit>
<alan> <Zsa Zsa> slap slap slap </Zsa Zsa>
<totc_Lee> <maple tree>sap sap sap</maple tree>
<breda> Y’all realize I have the rhyming dictionary open in another window, right?
<Salamander> RAP BATTLE!
<pdb> you mean there isn’t an app on the iPhone for that?
<breda> there probably is
<alan> <lizzie borden> whack whack whack </lizzie borden>
<Salamander> <kitty>lap lap lap</milk>
* pdb will serve your ass like John Macenroe, if your girl steps up then I’m slappin’ a ho
<breda> heh, 4 syllable rhyme for “fap” = cervical cap
<pdb> <td> cervical cap cervical cap cervical cap </td>
<Salamander> You don’t wanna go up against MC Kneebeard pdb
<Salamander> I’ve already got a 14 year old under my belt.
<breda> jock strap
<totc_Lee> Yo yo yo MC Kneebeard has got da freshest rhymes
<pdb> Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs!
<Salamander> pdb: http://salamandertales.wordpress.com/2009/12/29/mc-kneebeard/
<Snarky> I am truly scarred for life,ya’ll.
<Snarky> Rule 34 never fails.
<Snarky> Pterodactyl sex.
<totc_Lee> A furry?
<totc_Lee> kinda difficult considering they’re extinct
<Snarky> I know.
<Snarky> Guys in pterodactyl costumes with their dicks out. The female was regular human type
<Snarky> NSFW, obviously
<Salamander> *flap flap flap*
<Snarky> Sal, you are made of gold, I swear.
<JRebel> yeah i think i’ll eat first then click links
<aepilotjim> Sal wins the internet
<Vaarok> When cleaning out my grandfathers house, we literally found about ten gallons of holy water and blessed oil
<bobn> what is blessed oil used for?
<Bayou_Renaissance_Man> Frying heretics.
<Whitebread> best answer ever
<pdb> OMG is that dude in a wheelchair surrendering to a robot?
<pdb> that’s fucking awesome
<Stingray> What was the robot threatening him with, stairs?
Put on your Santa hat and clear your schedule Wednesday December 23rd, because we’re getting our festive on with the two finest Christmas movies ever committed to celluloid.
First, at 9pm Eastern, watch Bruce Willis celebrate the coming of our Lord by shooting terrorists in the damn face. Tits by the MILFalicious Bonnie Bedelia! Yep, it’s Die Hard!
Recommended torrent here. It’s a torrent of all 4 movies, but most clients should be able to only download the first one.
Then after a short break to refresh beverages, we view the finest performance of Billy Bob Thornton and the final big screen appearance of John Ritter in Bad Santa! Lots of drinking and swearing and downright wrong behavior, plus an extremely naughty and hot Lauren Graham!
One more thing. We will be congregrating in the new channel #gbc_movie for the movies so we do not confuse the non-movie goers.
Remember, 9pm eastern! Bring your eggnog!
<Ahab> Actually the whole interview I was thinking “don’t say fuck don’t say fuck don’t say fuck”
<Ahab> that and sitting still for 5 minutes is HARD
<Ahab> I knew we were only going to get 5 minutes or so, so strategy was to stay on point regardless of what Dennis said
<Ahab> A little vicodin goes a long way, guys.
<TD> so… harbls going up against the VPC
<aepilotjim> it’s gonna be epic TD. Epic what, we don’t know yet.
<TD> my money’s on the amoral attention whore
<aepilotjim> which one?
<Wai> WTF is rule #34??
<Snarky> How can you not know what rule #34 is?
<Unix-Jedi> Wai: Ever heard of google?
<pdb> jesus Wai
<Unix-Jedi> FUCKING GOOGLE
<Unix-Jedi> Try it!
<Unix-Jedi> type “google.com” in your web browser!
<Unix-Jedi> IT”S NIFTY AND NEAT
<Snarky> What fucking rock have you been LIVING UNDER, dude?
<Unix-Jedi> then type “rule 34″ in THAT BOX
<Unix-Jedi> IT”S SO SIMPLE A CAVEMAN COULD DO IT
<Unix-Jedi> Oh, sorry, Urso.
<Snarky> Remember Wai, you walked into this. You earned this.
<Unix-Jedi> didn’t see you there.
<pdb> lulz td
<Urso> smile when you say that, Unix-Jedi
<Wai> you couldn’t just tell me what rule #34 is? LOL
<Unix-Jedi> Wai: we could, but you might as well ask “Who’s this Obama dude”
<Unix-Jedi> and be LESS MOCKED
<Wai> *facepalm* it’s all about the pr0n, i see
<pdb> Hey, did you guys hear? Tiger woods was running around on his wife with blond whores!!!
<pdb> I KNOW
<pdb> Oh yeah, I also heard at a local gun shop that the 1994 AWB expired and we can buy semis with flash hiders and folding stocks again!
<Salamander> stop yanking my chain dude
<Salamander> like that will ever happen
<pdb> They also had this handgun that cocked the hammer and loaded the next round AUTOMATICALLY. It was awesome.
<Unix-Jedi> pdb: have you seen those fancy moving picture things they’ve got in the stores now?
<pdb> Yeah, it uses these cartridges that have the primer, powder and bullet all together in this brass case. I don’t know if that’s gonna catch on. If I can’t see the spark I don’t trust it.
<Unix-Jedi> It’s like radio, but with PICTURES!
<RayWalters> uj: it’ll never catch on
<RayWalters> i hear someone’s making knives out of METAL!
<RayWalters> can you believe it!?
<pdb> Fuck that, I’m never giving up my flint blades
<RayWalters> apparently stone’s not good enough for em.
<pdb> The new stuff rusts!
<RayWalters> that’s right. trusty ol’ flint never rusts
<Salamander> Next you’re gonna tell me they have quills that never need ink.
<RayWalters> what’s a quill?
<RayWalters> some sort of new-fangled invention i’d wager
<RayWalters> i’ll keep my cuneiform, thank you very much
<Salamander> oh, you still using sticks?
<daniels> Bah – obsidian blades are the only way to go
* Salamander checks the sundial.
<breda> BY THE POWAH OF GREYSKULL!
* Unix-Jedi gives channel operator status to breda
<aepilotjim> <tehee she did it!?
<Unix-Jedi> It’s a kinda magic
<breda> I HAVE THE POWAH
<Newbius> oooh. the star is sexy
<Salamander> lol you’re so awesome breda
<breda> you’re just sucking up to me now that I’m an op
<breda> I LIKE IT