#gunblogger_conspiracy

<breda> EVERYthing gives you dirty thoughts alan
<alan> not everything…
<breda> ok, how about this.
<alan> what?
<breda> I’m eating a mini hotdog and a mozerella stick
<breda> mmmmm
<FD> feed the homeless breda
<alan> Oh yeah
<breda> see?
<alan> heh
<alan> Apparently I’m not the only one
<breda> omg, you all are incorrigible
* totc_Lee is now known as incorrigble_thats_me
<Unix-Jedi> breda: Well, at least you apparently aren’t a size queen
<Unix-Jedi> How’s that?
<Unix-Jedi> (If it’s a mini-hotdog)
<breda>
<incorrigble_thats_me> Where’s TD when you need him?
* incorrigble_thats_me is now known as totc_Lee
<alan> <td> fap fap fap </td>
<Unix-Jedi> <sal> flap flap flap </sal>
<totc_Lee> heh
<alan> lol
<breda> HAHA
<totc_Lee> <vaarok>look sheep! fap fap fap <</vaarok>
<alan> LOL
<ET> <barista> frap frap frap </barista>
<alan> damn ET
<breda> heeeh
<breda> that was good
<breda> <cartographer>map map map</cartographer>
<alan> Groan
<breda> Oh yeah, who’s a nerd!!
<breda>
<alan> Breda wins
<pdb> <akhbar> TRAP TRAP TRAP </akhbar>
<aepilotjim> someone to a pterodactyl now.
<alan> !!!!
<Salamander>
<Salamander> <shit>crap crap crap</shit>
<alan> <Zsa Zsa> slap slap slap </Zsa Zsa>
<totc_Lee> <maple tree>sap sap sap</maple tree>
<breda> Y’all realize I have the rhyming dictionary open in another window, right?
<alan> LOL
<alan> cheater
<Salamander> RAP BATTLE!
<pdb> you mean there isn’t an app on the iPhone for that?
<breda> there probably is
<alan> <lizzie borden> whack whack whack </lizzie borden>
<Salamander> <kitty>lap lap lap</milk>
* pdb will serve your ass like John Macenroe, if your girl steps up then I’m slappin’ a ho
<breda> heh, 4 syllable rhyme for “fap” = cervical cap
<alan> heh
<pdb> <td> cervical cap cervical cap cervical cap </td>
<Salamander> You don’t wanna go up against MC Kneebeard pdb
<Salamander> I’ve already got a 14 year old under my belt.
<breda> jock strap
<totc_Lee> Yo yo yo MC Kneebeard has got da freshest rhymes
<pdb> Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs!
<Salamander> pdb: http://salamandertales.wordpress.com/2009/12/29/mc-kneebeard/
<pdb> LOL

<Snarky> I am truly scarred for life,ya’ll.
<Snarky> Rule 34 never fails.
<Snarky> Pterodactyl sex.
<totc_Lee> A furry?
<alan> Scaly?
<totc_Lee> kinda difficult considering they’re extinct
<Snarky> I know.
<Snarky> Guys in pterodactyl costumes with their dicks out. The female was regular human type
<Snarky> http://lolpornonline.com/post/26261101/pterodactyl-porn
<Snarky> NSFW, obviously
<Salamander> *flap flap flap*
<Snarky> Sal, you are made of gold, I swear.
<JRebel> yeah i think i’ll eat first then click links
<aepilotjim> Sal wins the internet

<Vaarok> When cleaning out my grandfathers house, we literally found about ten gallons of holy water and blessed oil
<bobn> what is blessed oil used for?
<Bayou_Renaissance_Man> Frying heretics.
<Whitebread> best answer ever

<pdb> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,581032,00.html
<pdb> OMG is that dude in a wheelchair surrendering to a robot?
<pdb> that’s fucking awesome
<Stingray> What was the robot threatening him with, stairs?
<TD> lulz

Re: Caleb showing up on Fox & Friends to give Dennis Herigan an intellectual wedgie:

<Ahab> Actually the whole interview I was thinking “don’t say fuck don’t say fuck don’t say fuck”
<Ahab> that and sitting still for 5 minutes is HARD
<Ahab> I knew we were only going to get 5 minutes or so, so strategy was to stay on point regardless of what Dennis said
<Ahab> A little vicodin goes a long way, guys.

<TD> so… harbls going up against the VPC
<aepilotjim> it’s gonna be epic TD.  Epic what, we don’t know yet.
<TD> my money’s on the amoral attention whore
<aepilotjim> which one?
<TD>

<Urso> Rule34.
<Urso> http://www.sfbg.com/entry.php?entry_id=9462&catid=&volume_id=452&issue_id=460&volume_num=44&issue_num=08
<Wai> WTF is rule #34??
<Snarky> ….what?
<Unix-Jedi> *sigh*
<Snarky> How can you not know what rule #34 is?
<Unix-Jedi> Wai: Ever heard of google?
<pdb> jesus Wai
<Unix-Jedi> FUCKING GOOGLE
<Unix-Jedi> Try it!
<Unix-Jedi> type “google.com” in your web browser!
<Unix-Jedi> IT”S NIFTY AND NEAT
<Snarky> What fucking rock have you been LIVING UNDER, dude?
<Unix-Jedi> then type “rule 34″ in THAT BOX
<Unix-Jedi> IT”S SO SIMPLE A CAVEMAN COULD DO IT
<Unix-Jedi> Oh, sorry, Urso.
<Snarky> Remember Wai, you walked into this. You earned this.
<Unix-Jedi> didn’t see you there.
<TD> http://tinyurl.com/otojlr
<pdb> lulz td
<Urso> smile when you say that, Unix-Jedi
<Wai> you couldn’t just tell me what rule #34 is? LOL
<Unix-Jedi> Wai: we could, but you might as well ask “Who’s this Obama dude”
<Unix-Jedi> and be LESS MOCKED
<Wai> *facepalm* it’s all about the pr0n, i see
<pdb> Hey, did you guys hear? Tiger woods was running around on his wife with blond whores!!!
<Salamander> saywhat!?
<pdb> I KNOW
<pdb> Oh yeah, I also heard at a local gun shop that the 1994 AWB expired and we can buy semis with flash hiders and folding stocks again!
<Salamander> stop yanking my chain dude
<Salamander> like that will ever happen
<pdb> They also had this handgun that cocked the hammer and loaded the next round AUTOMATICALLY. It was awesome.
<Salamander> uh-huh
<Unix-Jedi> pdb: have you seen those fancy moving picture things they’ve got in the stores now?
<pdb> Yeah, it uses these cartridges that have the primer, powder and bullet all together in this brass case. I don’t know if that’s gonna catch on. If I can’t see the spark I don’t trust it.
<Unix-Jedi> It’s like radio, but with PICTURES!
<RayWalters> uj: it’ll never catch on
<RayWalters> i hear someone’s making knives out of METAL!
<RayWalters> can you believe it!?
<pdb> Fuck that, I’m never giving up my flint blades
<RayWalters> apparently stone’s not good enough for em.
<pdb> The new stuff rusts!
<RayWalters> that’s right. trusty ol’ flint never rusts
<RayWalters> whippersnappers.
<Salamander> Next you’re gonna tell me they have quills that never need ink.
<RayWalters> what’s a quill?
<RayWalters> some sort of new-fangled invention i’d wager
<RayWalters> i’ll keep my cuneiform, thank you very much
<Salamander> oh, you still using sticks?
<daniels> Bah – obsidian blades are the only way to go
* Salamander checks the sundial.

<breda> BY THE POWAH OF GREYSKULL!
* Unix-Jedi gives channel operator status to breda
<aepilotjim> <tehee she did it!?
<Unix-Jedi> It’s a kinda magic
<breda> I HAVE THE POWAH
<Newbius> oooh. the star is sexy
<Salamander> lol you’re so awesome breda
<breda> you’re just sucking up to me now that I’m an op
<breda> I LIKE IT