01.30.09

Memoribility

Posted in Amusing Quotes at 11:49 am by pdb

<pdb> http://weapon-girls.tumblr.com/
<pdb> what’s with all these emaciated models?
<Yuri_Orlov> at least it looks like it to me
<pdb> don’t they photo anyone that actually has tits?
<Yuri_Orlov> apparently not
<pdb> this is what happens when we let homosexuals run the fashion industry
<pdb> suddenly all the models look like 14 year old boys
<Vertel> Well we can’t very well let people go around having opinions of their own on fashion, pdb. That road lies madness.
<pdb> indeed!
<Unix-Jedi> Which pictures are we referring to?
<pdb> we must all show our individuality by conformity!
<Unix-Jedi> pdb: you realise that you’re channelling DAVID SPADE now, right?
<pdb> http://weapon-girls.tumblr.com/
<pdb> Who?
<Unix-Jedi> David Spade. Short, annoying comedian?
<Unix-Jedi> Former SNL?
<pdb> oh
<Unix-Jedi> Runty, annoying, kinda dirty looking…. and he’s banging models left and right.
<Vertel> Shame on you for making a cultural reference pdb didn’t understand, UJ. Didn’t you think about his feelings? The trauma of not knowing?
<Unix-Jedi> Anyway, when he was on SNL he went on a rant during the “news” show.
<Unix-Jedi> “Hey! How about let the STRAIGHT MEN figure out what WOMEN LOOK GOOD IN, eh?”
<pdb> heh
<pdb> sounds smart!

LATER THAT DAY…

<Unix-Jedi> Meanwhile, pdb damn sure should know who David Spade is.
<Unix-Jedi> he was on the show with LAURA SAN GIANCOMO.
<pdb> see, I know who SHE is
<Unix-Jedi> Which I *know* he’s watched and drooled over.
<pdb> everyone else was just bit players
<Unix-Jedi> He was the annoying twerp who got in the way of her boobs
<pdb> which one?
<Unix-Jedi> The annoying one.
<pdb> they were all annoying!
<pdb> they got in the way of the boobs!

01.28.09

Present company always excepted

Posted in Amusing Quotes at 10:42 pm by TD

Preemption

Posted in Amusing Quotes at 9:28 pm by pdb

01.25.09

It does explain Milk Duds, though.

Posted in Amusing Quotes at 9:07 pm by TD

01.24.09

It rubs off on people / Lame Slur Theater

Posted in Amusing Quotes at 3:27 pm by TD

01.23.09

Movie Night, 01/29/2009: Super Troopers

Posted in Movie Night at 10:29 am by Paul

01.19.09

“O, O, Ooooo Mama–I mean Obama”

Posted in Amusing Quotes at 11:52 pm by TD

01.18.09

White Castle, Intercourse, and You

Posted in Amusing Quotes at 10:29 pm by Paul

Someone always has to go and make it dirty.

Posted in Amusing Quotes at 5:39 pm by TD

01.17.09

Dead Men IRCing, Pt2

Posted in Amusing Quotes at 12:03 pm by pdb

01.16.09

Episode XIV: Breda’s Rage

Posted in Amusing Quotes at 12:22 pm by Paul

01.15.09

Dead Men IRCing

Posted in Amusing Quotes at 11:54 pm by TD

Movie Night! 01/22/08: True Lies

Posted in Movie Night at 11:12 pm by pdb

Vertel Never Comes to Rehearsal

Posted in Amusing Quotes at 9:49 am by Paul

01.12.09

Recipe Night!

Posted in Amusing Quotes at 7:09 pm by pdb

Voice Interfaces

Posted in Amusing Quotes at 5:10 pm by pdb

01.11.09

Why yes, yes it is.

Posted in Amusing Quotes at 10:41 pm by TD

01.10.09

Alienation

Posted in Amusing Quotes at 9:29 pm by pdb

01.09.09

That’s my job.

Posted in Amusing Quotes at 3:48 pm by TD

01.08.09

Thursday Night Movie Night 01/15/09: Payback

Posted in Movie Night at 11:42 pm by pdb

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