08.17.10

Melting Pot

Posted in Amusing Quotes at 10:15 am by pdb

<Unix-Jedi> NV: So how’s American Life treating you?
<Unix-Jedi> REady to run back and be a good socialist?
<Unix-Jedi> “I’ve seen America! And It is SCARY!”
<NinjaViking> UJ, great so far, except for the humidity
<NinjaViking> hah
<NinjaViking> no I love this place
<xyankeeworkshop> I thought all you Skandi types were into Saunas?
<Unix-Jedi> “Food! Everywhere! FAT PEOPLE! They’re not eating INEDIBLE SHARKS! OR STOMACHS OF SHEEP! They have FOOD!!!!! Too much!”
<NinjaViking> gonna learn spanish and dye my beard black
<cybrus> AH - planning on running for congress then?
<NinjaViking> xyankeeworkshop, the point of a sauna is being relieved of getting out of the damn thing
<Unix-Jedi> “when you say “please, sir, may I have another?” they SMILE AND GIVE YOU ANOTHER!”
<Lee_TotC> si, eh?
<Unix-Jedi> NV: plus jumping into the snow, right?
<cybrus> Convert to islam and you’ll be a sure thing
<pdb> NV: That’s why we have air conditioning in our cars and homes and stores
<xyankeeworkshop> you’re in MN. The relief will be overwhelming in about 3 weeks
<NinjaViking> but that’s ass backwards pdb!
<NinjaViking> outside is cold, inside is warm and dry
<pdb> so your day is leave the AC’d home, run thru the sauna to the AC’d car, then drive to the AC’d store, running thru a sauna in the parking lot
<pdb> Fuck you gaia! We do it because WE CAN.
<NinjaViking> oh crap, the wommyn wanna go to yet another godforsaken mall
<Unix-Jedi> NV: See? The Curse of America!
<cybrus> Find the nearest bar and hang there while they shop
<xyankeeworkshop> America! fuck yeah!
<pdb> Some malls have bars!
<NinjaViking> UJ, yup
<NinjaViking> wait, what’
<pdb> some malls even have sporting goods stores
<NinjaViking> bars in malls!
<NinjaViking> oooh
<NinjaViking> then I’ll wipe my sulk off
<pdb> Find a TGI Friday’s or a Applebees or some shit
<pdb> they hide a bar in there!
<xyankeeworkshop> usually inside a chain restauraunt
<NinjaViking> great advice, I’m off!
<pdb> my work is done here
<xyankeeworkshop> alcohol makes it all better
<NinjaViking> cya