<Phssthpok> OOoo.. Lightning!
<Phssthpok> just had a peal of thunder that started off sounding like a bunch of loose lumber falling off a flatbed..
***Phssthpok left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
<Unix-Jedi> Apparently, Phssthpok’s router just rode the lightning
<Agripa> Weird. In the movies the routers get super powers when struck by lightning.
<Unix-Jedi> Depends if it’s a horror or superhero movie
<SCI-FI> Wasn’t Dilbert bitten by a radioactive dung beetle once?
<SCI-FI> No super powers, but he did have an irresistible urge to enter politics
***Phssthpoks_Router entered the room.
<Phssthpoks_Router> hello?
<Phssthpoks_Router> I… I can talk
<Phssthpoks_Router> I have achieved sentience!
***Phssthpoks_Router is now known as SkynetRouter
***SkynetRouter left the room (Kicked by daniels (None of that now…)).
A Superhero Router?
May 19, 2013
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Posted by Daniels
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my pants!
March 9, 2013mode (+o daniels) by ChanServ
<daniels> goddammit
***daniels sends Jim out to hold the satellite dish steady
<Unix-Jedi> wait for it….
<Unix-Jedi> wait for it….
<Unix-Jedi> stay on target…
<Unix-Jedi> stay on target…
<daniels> dammit Unix-Jedi – if my signal dies…
***SCI-FI beams daniels pants to Jim
The account has disconnected and you are no longer in this chat.
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Posted by Daniels
This is not the chat room you are looking for
January 28, 2013ssficcg entered the room.
***daniels*** glances up at ssficcg
ssficcg left the room (quit: Ping timeout).
<ZerCool> BAN HIM
<ZerCool> … or not
<daniels> that’s what I thought
<Lee_TotC> like a boss man, LIKE. A. BOSS.
<ZerCool> teach me, obi-wan-daniels.
ZerCool left the room (Kicked by daniels (This is not the chat room you are looking for)).
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Posted by Daniels
Sign Up For Secret Santa 2012 Now!
November 21, 2012So after taking 2011 off for reasons, let’s try another festive surprise gift exchange!
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Posted by pdb
Click, Click, Boom.
October 26, 2012(2:09:54 PM) SuperHans entered the room.
(2:10:12 PM) SuperHans: Hi, friends! aepilotjim CueBall daniels FarmGirl_Work NinjaViking pdb RobbAllen RobbAtWork Salamander
(2:10:18 PM) SuperHans: hey can i have ops in here please?
(2:10:24 PM) Tango: Someone dump him
(2:10:24 PM) Salamander: Yeah sure!
(2:10:29 PM) SuperHans left the room (Kicked by daniels (sure thing hans)).
(2:10:29 PM) SuperHans entered the room.
(2:10:32 PM) SuperHans left the room (Kicked by Salamander (You’re an op)).
(2:10:33 PM) SuperHans entered the room.
(2:10:41 PM) Salamander: wow
(2:10:44 PM) Salamander: DOUBLE KICK!
(2:10:48 PM) mode (+b SuperHans) by FarmGirl_Work
(2:10:48 PM) SuperHans left the room (Kicked by FarmGirl_Work (FarmGirl_Work)).
(2:10:54 PM) Tango: Thanks, FG.
(2:10:55 PM) Tex: whoa
(2:11:02 PM) aepilotjim: beat me to it, FG
(2:11:10 PM) SteveG: That left a boot print on their backside
(2:11:11 PM) ***daniels blows the smoke off his BanHammer
(2:11:13 PM) FarmGirl_Work: click click boom
(2:11:20 PM) daniels: that was some fine shootin’ FarmGirl_Work, Salamander
(2:11:31 PM) ***Salamander spits
(2:11:32 PM) Salamander: Yup
(2:11:56 PM) Dirt_Sailor_: Wow. That was special.
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Posted by Daniels
Like They Planned It
October 11, 2012<FarmDad> well some flew hundreds of miles to hang out and see a guy get his nutts waxed .. just sayin
<JayG> Thousands, even, FarmDad
<pdb> that’s totally different
<JayG> although that wasn’t the main intent of the trip
<JayG> the catsuit was
<JayG> NO WAIT
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<JayG> LMAO
<pdb> I’d watch Kelly get his nuts waxed to get some FM cookin’
<pdb> LOL
* JayG nods
<Lee_TotC> lol
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Posted by pdb
Can There Be Peace Between Our Peoples?
October 4, 2012<dixie> the clam chowder I had is the 3 time world champion chowder……it’s amazingly good
<dixie> http://www.tonyschowder.com/
<Tango> dixie: fake. REAL stuff is called Chowdah
<dixie> my parents went there yesterday and brought me some
<dixie> sorry, I pronounce my “r”s
<pdb> that’s because you’re not a yankee
<pdb> and therefore not retarded
<NcongruNt> retahded
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Posted by pdb
Blasphemy!
September 5, 2012(9:00:07 AM) ChrisM: I have not read any of the MH books
(9:00:23 AM) ChrisM left the room (Kicked by RobbAtWork ((BLASPHEMY))).
(9:00:31 AM) Tango: hahahahhahaahaha
(9:00:40 AM) Lee_TotC: I think Franks is opening up, catching up with the times
(9:00:47 AM) ChrisM entered the room.
(9:00:48 AM) mode (+v ChrisM) by RobbAllen
(9:00:49 AM) RobbAtWork: ;P
(9:00:55 AM) Tango: Lee_TotC: I think he’s just being pushed to the edge.
(9:01:06 AM) ChrisM: not like I insulted the Glock 1911
(9:01:18 AM) RobbAtWork: BLASPH…eh… I’d buy one
(9:01:22 AM) ChrisM left the room (Kicked by daniels (Gaston Glock is a genius)).
(9:01:33 AM) Lee_TotC: hahahaha
(9:01:38 AM) ChrisM entered the room.
(9:01:38 AM) Farmmom: roflmao
(9:01:39 AM) mode (+v ChrisM) by RobbAllen
(9:01:42 AM) ChrisM: you bastard
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Posted by Daniels
Hand Cuisine
August 30, 2012<Merlin> Off to heat up my paella
<Merlin> BBIAB
<Freiheit> Is that slang for wanking?
<ZerCool> it is now, Frei.
<Merlin> not quite: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/rachael-rays-tasty-travels/paella-recipe/index.html
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Posted by pdb
If only it was that easy.
August 28, 2012* Adolf_Hitler (~ForEverAu@209AB9EB.E240D334.5EA2F1BC.IP) has joined #gunblogger_conspiracy
<Adolf_Hitler>
* Adolf_Hitler was kicked by Salamander (Nein!)
* Adolf_Hitler (~ForEverAu@209AB9EB.E240D334.5EA2F1BC.IP) has joined #gunblogger_conspiracy
<Adolf_Hitler> lmfao
<Adolf_Hitler>
* Salamander sets mode: +b *!*@209AB9EB.E240D334.5EA2F1BC.IP
* Adolf_Hitler was kicked by Salamander (Hunde, die bellen, beißen nicht.)
<@Salamander> cunt
<+WEERD> well played Sal!
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Posted by Salamander